It’s quite simple, actually - so I can drop you an email once in a while, to let you know that I wrote something new.
In this way we'll stay in touch; otherwise, you may forget how you got here, and you won't be able to find me again, and that would be just VERY SAD.
I respect your privacy. For real. That email you just gave me will be used for sending the newsletter and that's all. And you can always unsubscribe if this whole thing sucks.
In a moment or two you should get an email asking you to confirm that signing to my newsletter was a conscious decision and not an act of temporary insanity ;-)
The email will arrive from Sorry For My Language and if you cannot find it, please check your SPAM folder (and in case of Gmail account, Promotion label as well).
If you haven’t received any confirmation… well, that sucks! I will try to work some magic but please let me know by sending an email to a technical support at email@example.com (which is me, btw ;-))